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Manoel de Oliveira calls you at the phone asking you to act in his next film, you answer:

a. Yes, but I want 6 million dollars
b. Yes, but I want at least 14 corpses and 9 shootings
c. I can't at this moment, I 'm acting for Kaurismaki


You are in a karaoke-pub. The disk-jockey asks you to sing. You:

a. Don't sing because they refuse to pay you for singing
b. Accept and sing until they turn off the general electric power-meter.
c. Accept and sing "Ombra mai fu" from Haendel's "Serse"


You enter in your home and find Demi Moore waiting for you, visibly excited You think:

a. I'm irresistible!
b. Maybe I'd better call my lawyer, first
c. At last I fuck!




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Majority "b":
You again! Dear Bruce, why do you insist? We told you thousands times: you can't become more Willis than you are. Please please, don't try it again!


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